upon encountering a mummichog, you will experience 3 (three) seconds of good fortune
youtuber 'Logan Paul' has tried to capitalize off mummichog culture to no avail
most houses' foundations are constructed using mummichog bones
the dorsal fin of a mummichog tastes like cheddar
most dogs are descendants of ancient mummichogs
contrary to popular belief, chocolate does not come from the cacao fruit. It is exclusively made from mummichog droppings (yum)
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most mummichogs LOVE shrimp, though some are allergic to shellfish :(
heretical behaviour within mummichog colonies is punished by drowning
the game 'League of Legends™' created by 'Riot Games©' was stolen from a mummichog called Carl who created the game back in 1852
the MRCOMQ is currently working on debunking claims that mummichogs are going extinct. Matter of fact, there are way too many of them
mummichog piss is frequently consumed by bar-goers, as it is most often used as a cheaper alternative to beer
the term "slop" holds significant cultural and monetary value among the mummichog race
most energy drinks have a flavour that is either mummichog flavoured, or not mummichog flavoured
the government lies
mummichogs are extremely territorial, and will attack with brute force if you intrude on their private property
as of 2025, approximately 99% of the habitable zones on earth are mummichog territory. Be nice to them, or you will die
mummichogs view most living beings as enemies, though coelacanths have been found to be viewed positively by mummichogs
the quills on a porcupine can often be found among the contents of a dissected mummichog's stomach. This is because mummichogs will eat porcupines as a quick snack whenever they come across them
3 (three) walls of the Louvre are coated in mummichog skin. We do not where they got it from
16 (sixteen) different mummichogs have claimed to be the sole ruler of Denmark, but ony 1 (one) can be telling the truth
most fast food places substitute chicken for mummichog tails
it is theorized that mummichog livers carry the answer to how magnets work
the MRCOMQ does not yet have a cure for the common cold. Further study into the mummichog species' immunity to it is underway
in the video game Genshin Impact, mummichogs play a key part in maintaining the ecosystem of Slimes
if you look out the window of a moving train, there is a reasonable chance that you will not see a mummichog. This is because they are aquatic and live in water
the word 'Enchanted' used to be "Enchogted" but it was changed because.... because... I don't know...
when you stop caring about the fomo corporations or other people try to force on you, life becomes a lot more enjoyable
the MRCOMQ employs at least 208 (twohundredandeight) mummichogs every day
people who are about to get married should always carry at least one mummichog to the altar. This is necessary for the priest to be able to officiate the marriage
mummichogs are afraid of shopping malls. The flash dance craze of 2008 traumatized them
in order to stop the government from overfishing the local chog population, the MRCOMQ has decreed that all humans should eat nothing but ground beef and artichokes
25 (twentyfive) mummichogs are required to pilot 1 (one) Boeing 757
mummichogs are terrible at ice skating, as they unfortunately only have 9 toes
did you know that the longer you look at a mummichog's face, the more you start to bleed
considering the size of the average mummichog, it's just not worth trying to ride one as a horse. They are far too large.
ice cream, the popular treat, has had its recipe changed multiple times to accommodate for changes in the mummichog government
inserting one adult female mummichog into your ear can help alleviate writer's block
the exterior of the average male mummichog measures at roughly 17 hz
if you take 3 (three) tribes of mummichogs and put them all together in a blender you will have some very angry fish
it's okay. You're not to blame
what?
what is this doing here
there are no languages spoken on Earth that are not derived from chogese
the famous wrestler "John Cena" loves mummichogs
the video game 'Slay the Spire' was inspired by the tales told by mummichogs back in 2012
unfortunately, as mummichogs are fish, they cannot celebrate Hanukkah
some people seem to think that mummichogs are physical beings. It is not known whether this claim is true or not
somehow, despite our best efforts, mummichogs have become excellent saxophone players
soft and squishy mummichog babies are an anomaly and should be reported to your local wildlife agency
mummichogs have on multiple occasions collaborated with DJ Khaled on his albums
the Aztec deities Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli were both just mummichogs who ascended to godlike status
do not brush your hair by the sea. The mummichogs will not appreciate it
the ancient greeks (Ancientus Greekus) used to play ancient songs (Ancientus Songus) on the ancient ribs (Ancientus Ribus) extracted from the ancient mummichog (Fundulus Heteroclitus)
there have been at least 7 (seven) documented house fires in mummichogville south of the pacific highrises of chogna
to cook a bagel alla mummichog you need: one bagel, one liter of diesel oil and fifteen gallons of olive oil, put it all in a big bowl and shove in the microwave for 2 minutes
if we are to maintain a sprawling population of mummichogs, we will need to start offering blood sacrifices to the court of high- [REDACTED BY THE MRCOMQ]
the diameter of the hypotenuse is 57 hz
mummichogs can divide a half of a half into a third
the average discharge of a mummichog ejaculation is roughly 3hz
mummichogs are excellent Elden Ring players, and thus can first try Margit no-hit with no armor and only a club
at least 19 mummichogs have been found dead in a house fire in Memphis Tennessee this last week
the hive mother shall be fed
mummichogs gather in schools of 6 on all days except the 7th of september
the popular drink Coca Cola has been sued by Dr. M. Chog for defamation of his image
if your urine smells like asparagus, it means that there is a mummichog in your urethra
most mummichogs' favourite tv show has been found to be Law and Order Special Victims Unit
the average mummichog found in North America only has 13 hz of blood, compared to its European counterpart which has over 400 hz
the plural of the word 'mummichog' is inconsistent, and varies based on the current phase of the moon
contrary to popular belief, ducks did not evolve from mummichogs. Their striking resemblance is merely a coincidence
the most popular name for mummichog babies is "Jack"
the popular eldritch entity known in mainstream media as "Cthulhu" was created by H.P. Lovecraft. This, however, is widely debated among the mummichog population as H. P. Lovecraft stole the name "Cthulhu" from the mummichogese word "Ctholho" and just replaced the O's with U's and that's not nice
contrary to unpopular belief, mummichogs aren't omnivorous
if you listen very closely at night, you might hear mummichogs singing their mating song
if you eat the tail of a mummichog pup, you will experience a high unlike any other. This is caused by the sheer amount of phosphorus mummichog pups require to grow big and muscular
the size of the average female mummichog is around 1 hz
in the events of a mass extinction of the human race, it is theorized that mummichog hearts could be used to repopulate the earth
the sheer amount of algae in the sea has caused the mummichog population to breed at an alarming rate
???? who keeps making these
the absolute bare minimum a newborn mummichog should weigh is 290 hz, but how anyone has been able to measure this is entirely unknown
when your elbow cracks when you're stretching it's not actually your elbow. There is a mummichog.
the chance of you seeing a mummichog in your house is low, but never zero
the average contents of a mummichog's liver consist of 5 small rodents and a piece of lettuce
mummichogs hold the top 3 positions for all speedruns ever posted on speedrun.com. However, they all use pseudonyms to pose as other people
mummichogs are strong and super wise according to 2 (two) members of the public
the average lifespan of a mummichog pup is 2 and a half eons
contrary to popular belief, mummichogs do not sunbathe with crabs. They're actually just lying in wait for the crab to fall asleep so they can play hockey with the crab as the puck
when needed, mummichogs can rally together to form an unstoppable force that no man or fish could ever hope to defeat
mummichogs love to clasp their thighs after a hard workout
the texture of a mummichog can be altered. However, when done wrong it will more often than not lead to the heat death of the universe
mummichogs are incapable of dying to explosions due to the blessing they received from Odin, the Allfather himself.
mummichogs were the first species alive to develop an immunity to the common cold
the only smoothie liquid they can survive in is strawberry banana. Blueberry is toxic to them
other fish cower in fear before the one true mummichog god
mummichogs are immune to fear
mummichogs do not naturally like the company of people and need to be domesticated to prevent them from committing mass genocide on the human race
the first ever mummichog recorded was found swimming in King Tut's tomb, but.... hey! get out of there!!!!!
the D in 'mummichog' stands for Dave
mummichogs love you
many species of beans are actually mummichog flavoured, but the MRCOMQ doesn't want you to know that
mummichogs cannot fathom the human concept of 'time', therefore mummichog days are 87 hz long
mummichogs can only write music in 7/13 time because they cannot comprehend other time signatures
just like how racecar spelled backwards is 'racecar', mummichog spelled backwards is 'gohcimmum'
